Comrades, perhaps the main selling point of European porn is its commitment to subtlety, eroticism and most of all sex. So when young aspiring Euro pornstars arrive to begin their studies at Mother Russia’s house, the first lessons I teach them are about how to kiss, and how to seduce. It will serve them well [...]
Comrades, one of Mother Russia’s favorite ex-students is Jana Cova, a Czech babe who came to me when she was but a sweet teen. Babouschka Russia and I had the great privilege of watching her grow into the hardcore European pornstar that she is today. She has her own site now, and I recommend that [...]
Comrades, it takes a truly special Eastern European babe to arouse Babouschka Russia from the monotony of drunkenness. She sits there all day in the rocking chair, drinking vodka from the bottle and making sarcastic comments. What she likes is a girl who can arouse her from her cynicism and remind her of “the old [...]
Comrades, ever since the fall of the Iron Curtain, Mother Russia has adopted a practice of sending her most promising proteges to Amsterdam, to give them a little “work experience” amidst the neon lights. Put them in the shop window, so to speak.
Which of course I did with erotic blonde babe Eleanor, a Hungarian girl [...]
Members of the Commonwealth of Independent States, it has come to my attention that some of you have been casting envious eyes westwards, as though the grass is greener there. But the Motherland is fond of…how you say in English…”the carrot over the stick”. So rather than invade your countries and overthrow your governments, we [...]
Comrades, I’m sure you’re all familiar with European pornstar Sophie Moone, one of my most famous ex-students. I fondly remember this Hungarian babe perching herself on comrade’s knees, putting on their army hats and jackets and stripping for them as they drank vodka. Ah, happy times.
These days Ms Moone can be found on her own [...]







































